Currently Available

These items are currently available at either our booth at Adjectives Market or at our Ocoee Studio. Feel free to contact us via the contact form below if you would like more info




Henredon Campaign2

Ocoee Studio $199



Chevron Bed

At Adjectives Market -Altamonte $79

At Adjectives Market -Altamonte $79


At Adjectives Market – Altamonte $399

retro table and bright painted owls

Retro Side Table and Painted Owls at Adjectives Market- Altamonte

Gypsy Dreamin

The Gypsy Wagon French Twin Bed at Adjectives Market- Altamonte $299

$20 Vintage Industrial Office

Most of you know that I will paint pretty much everything in sight if it hangs around too long. Even stuff that other furniture painters will pass on. My favorite saying is “paint hides a lot of ugly” so when we bought a ton of office furniture from a machine shop auction I ended up with some extremely cheap (practically free) items that I wouldn’t have normally chosen. These items sat in storage for a couple of months until we got the studio and then I had an ah-ha moment…paint all of the ugly, boring office furniture crazy funky colors. It’s an art studio so pretty much anything (and color) goes.


So here is what we started off with…


Desk $5


Shelf FREE


Credenza $2

PLUS…4 cans of spray paint $13…

Not a bad little makeover for $20

DIY Custom Burlap Memo Board

We have so many things to finish at the new studio, but it gives us a chance to blog about some easy DIY projects. This particular one was inspired by a pin found on Pinterest by Two Twenty One. My was just a wee bit different. You know I have to be different. I couldn’t simply follow the instructions. I always need to reinvent the wheel. So here is what I did…

DIY memo board

1. 1 Yard Burlap Fabric…I had some left over burlap fabric with super cute white dots that I’m using for my cornice boards (posting later this week)

2. I bought a cheap cork board in Jo-Anns (with coupon $7)

burlap pin board1 copy

3. Then I cut the burlap to size allowing for enough to wrap to the back of the frame.

4. Apply Mod Podge over the entire cork board including the frame.

burlap pin board2 copy

5. Place fabric over cork board. Smooth out fabric. Allow a few minutes to dry.

6. Tack in nail heads skipping space equal to size one nail head. I laid one in between for easy guide. I used some french nail heads from a previous headboard project. They were WAY too long, but I wasn’t about to buy more when I have a 1,000 of these left over.

burlap pin board 3

7. Apply more Mod Podge to top of fabric. Allowed to dry.

8. Staple the fabric to the back side of frame with staple gun.

9. Cut off excess nail on nail head. If you’re using normal size nail head or tacks this step in not necessary. I’m just frugal and use what I have lying around.

burlap pin board 5 copy

10. Pin stuff on board (old school style) and enjoy!

memo board2 copy

hfj vintage office copy

Check back later this week for my post about creating a vintage office on the cheap!!!


Our New Studio

After months of searching we have finally found our new headquarters. It’s small and in the most unlikely of places but, I love it and I hope y’all will too. Its located in the teeny-tiny (seriously tiny, don’t blink kind of tiny ) Downtown Ocoee. I’m sure everyone has heard of it right? I wouldn’t call it a booming town center at all, but its quaint and charming (lest I remind you that I see potential in things that no one else does…duh… I’m a junker) but none the less, I think it does. Call me a daydream believer if you may, but it’s there, I tell ya.

Anyhoo…we were driving around looking for leasable space when we turned down a street that I have never been down. I spotted this little building and said look! Its perfect. It didn’t have any signage saying it was available, so I assumed it wasn’t.


There was also a space with big storefront windows and a turquoise (fave color) ceiling that was a pawn shop, although I had never seen it open in the year I’ve been here. I went to ask about a storefront and I described what I was looking for …a workshop space with a small showroom area…and most important…AC. Guess where he took me? The little building I mentioned earlier. Now a normal person would have said yes, this is perfect, but of course I like to complicate matters so I asked to looked at the storefront location as well.  I pondered it a couple of days and finally my friend said “I’m giving you until the end of the week to make a decision.” Basically she was saying. “I’m tired of hearing you talk about it, get it done!!”

So I took my friend and personal advisor (aka Jules) to see both spaces and do you know what she said? “Well clearly the studio is the one, duh!” At that point all the stars aligned and the angels sang and I was hurdling headlong into another big adventure, but not too big. I have very consciously tried to keep my big dreams from becoming overwhelming ones, as they have in the past. This time I’m going for manageable dreams.

So here it is…manageable…well, sort of…we all know that I can over complicate anything, but I’m really going to try to keep it simple…a studio that I can work from to supply all of my vintage booths and a place that I can host occasional sales. Yep, and I’m going to invite some of my other friends that are vintage dealers, artists and jewelry makers and we are going to throw some major shin-digs Ocoee style, lol.

As you can see I’ve done a little painting already. It needed a girls touch and a little bit of turquoise!

HFJ Studio 1 HFJ Studio 4




Gypsy Dreamin’

We’ve been seeing a lot of red lately…specifically…Emperor’s Silk Red by Annie Sloan Chalk Paint. If you haven’t already noticed, I really love red and turquoise and once again have gone a little crazy with it. I’m pretty sure they have hidden the red paint from me now.

Gypsy Dreamin

Pippy Long Stockings Chandelier

Red Table

Red Bird Chicken Wire Jewerly Frame


Enamel Top Red Table

HJF Booth at Adjectives Market

HFJ Heart Marquee Light

HFJ Booth June Red

Anchors Away


Stripe and Chevron Madness


Chevron Side TableIt all started with this little piece…(the madness, that is)

A friend which I have painted several pieces for over the years requested this specific design for her teen daughter. I must admit that I have a love/hate relationship with the Chevron pattern. Mostly because I am cheap and refuse to purchase a reusable stencil. Instead, I do it the old-fashioned way using a calculator, tape measure, straight edge and tons of painters tape.

I painted the body of the table with Pure White Annie Sloan Chalk Paint and the chevron is ASCP Paris Grey.  Yep, those are my toes…obviously my love for paint doesn’t follow over to my toe nails.

Chevron by HandAnyhoo…Yes, a stencil would be great…but I love to torture myself. It makes me feel as if I’m a “hard worker”…lol

So…after feeling rewarded by my awesome mathematical accomplishment, I decided that I would take the easy route on the next couple of pieces and paint plain old stripes. I will warn you that sometimes I get a little obsessed, stuck, okay…so, I can beat a style to death sometimes. That might be what happened in this scenario. Shabby Beach ASCP Pure WhiteI was going for the surprise inside effect on this one. It’s Annie Sloan Pure White as the main color and Napoleonic Blue and Pure White stripe on the sides of the drawer.

then…I made these signsanchorsignwhich launched another obsession…

anchors…help it’s out of control…nope, false alarm that just the creative juices starting to kick in…and wah-la… just like that, the idea hits me for this sad little piece that had occupied valuable space in my garage.

IMG_7424The idea? You guessed it… Stripes and anchors and baskets which turned out like this…

Anchors Away Anchors Away Stripe TopThe stripes are Country Grey and Pure White Annie Sloan Chalk Paint. I removed the drawer pulls and used rope for drawer pulls. ANchors Away Rope HandlesI removed one of the drawers which was broken and reused it as a wall hook with dock cleats for the hooks. Anchors Away Wall HookWhile I was painting the blue piece, this is the dialog that occurred in my over active brain…

“ooh we should go to Tybee Island over the summer…ohh I should name this group Tybee Beach.”

At this point I’m pretty sure a squirrel ran by and distracted me for half a second and then I was back to stripping. No, no I meant striping…in my clothes. I don’t paint naked. Although,  I have witnesses it before, but that’s another story.

Anyway, stripes were on everything at this point …and anchors. Don’t forget the anchors.

IMG_7500(The table is  Pure White with Country Grey stripes)

Then I painted this cute little shelf with ASCP Pure White and Paris Grey and made a  matching jewelry hanger out of an old frame and knobs that I had. It was instantly snapped up by another of my favorite teens.

IMG_7484So after a couple of days of seeing stripes, another friend saw the chevron table and mentioned that  her teenage daughter loved it and that she had a 4 poster bed in her garage that maybe I could do something with. I asked her to describe her daughters style. Get this…she said the walls are Tiffany blue and she has black and white Marilyn Monroe posters.

I instantly saw this…in my head.londonbed2 londonbed4 londonbed5Btw…that doesn’t always happen that quickly, but when it does, it usually continues to happen over and over with the same pattern, which led to this…

red cab chevronwhich had been in my dressing room since I closed our last store …but it looked like this… IMG_1910and I couldn’t figure out why I was bored with it. Now I know why…it just needed a little chevron therapy.

So that is how the Chevron and Stripe madness ended…just like that. Not really. It’s still happening, but I’m hiding all the other pieces that I’ve painted that way, just so you don’t think I’ve completely lost my mind.

Thanks for stopping by…

btw…I have some really big news to share with y’all very soon.

Anchors Away

This cute little chest of drawers was inspired by my travels to Tybee Island. The moment I laid eyes on it, I knew what I wanted to do. It was hot mess (see picture below) but there was something about it that seemed so charming. It was the perfect shade of blue and once I began sanding away the problem areas, it became even more beautiful.

Anchors Away

Someone had removed the original drawer pulls and used an interesting replacement… I removed them and instantly knew that I wanted to use rope for the pulls. One of the drawers was actually missing and the previous owners had hinged the drawer face to the dresser which was very awkward and not very functional. I removed it and finished the area of the missing drawer with sand ply and then searched for the perfect beachy baskets to fit the space.

ANchors Away Rope Handles

Not allowing any good piece of wood to waste, I reused the drawer front to mount my nautical inspired wall hooks, which happen to be dock cleats.

Anchors Away Wall Hook

I painted the top of the dresser in stripes of Annie Sloan Chalk Paint Pure White and Country Grey, which I felt complemented the blue without being overly matchy-matchy. I also like to finish off the inside of the drawers with fabric and I’m obsessed with anchors so when I happened upon this super cute yellow anchor fabric, I knew my vision was meant to be.

Anchors Away Stripe Top

Before (I always forget to take a picture before I start)


Thanks for stopping by

Just a bunch of good ole junk…


Were getting back into the swing of things and enjoying our little space at Adjectives Market which we named Johnny & Gypsy’s Modern General. We must say that we do miss seeing all of you High Falootin’ Junkies  so we figured we would drop a line on our old blog and show you what  we’ve been pickin’ and painting. IMG_7050 IMG_7051 IMG_7085 IMG_7088 IMG_7255 IMG_7260 IMG_7261      IMG_7287 IMG_7289  IMG_7355 IMG_7436 IMG_7477 IMG_7478 IMG_7479 IMG_7480  IMG_7484  IMG_7486 IMG_7494 IMG_7495 IMG_7499  IMG_7501 IMG_7505Toot-a-loo…

Part II – Kitchen Cabinet Makeover

Here it is…my Cowgirl/Red Licorice Kitchen. Whew! That was a lot of work and it took longer than planned because we had family reunion slap dab in the middle of my project, but it was a nice break, so I’m not complaining.

I mentioned in Part I that I would explain a little more about why I used wax to finish the kitchen cabinets. I also said that I would give a estimate on how much a job like this would cost as a DIY project and how much I would quote this job for. I want to start by saying that this is not a typical project. It is in my home so I used advanced paint techniques and bold color choices that I probably wouldn’t suggest to the typical client. I have bold taste and I have the ability to repaint at anytime if I need to tone the colors down a bit.

So first off…the reason I LIKE WAX, is  for the ability to touch up and blend in repairs without being able to tell the boo-boo ever happened. Okay, so you are saying to yourself…why would there be deep gouges, scratches and other issues that might need touching up? The answer…CAUSE ANYTHING PAINTED HAS THE ABILITY TO SCRATCH with enough force. I have kids, dogs and LIFE that happens every day. Not to mention, these cabinets are NOT even WOOD, so it’s not a question of if…it’s when it scratches, I can make the scratch disappear in minutes with very little effort. With any other finish they would need to be stripped, sanded and completely repainted. With Chalk Paint and Wax you can paint right over the old wax and then re-wax, making it all blend together…like it never happened. Now that is magic!

Now lets get down to the nitty gritty details of the job…

This job it not for the faint of heart or a first timer. There were moments that I wanted to sit in the floor and cry, but I put my big girl boots on and pushed through. I also made mistakes…I’m a human and I do make mistakes…the important part is having the knowledge to fix the mistakes. This only comes with experience and it’s the most valuable tool there is.

So all you DIYers out there here are the numbers…

China Cab 12
Island 15
Wall 22
Total Hours 49

and here are the supply costs…

Zinsser Primer $14
Chalk Paint ™ Primer Red (2) $70
Chalk Paint ™Emperors Silk $35
Chalk Paint ™Florence $35
Spray Paint (Hardware) $7
ASCP Clear Wax (2) $50
ASCP Dark Wax $25
Paint Brushes (2) Purdy Cub $35
Ultimate Wax Brushes (2) $50
Wiping Cloths $10
Total Supply Cost $331

Now for those of you that do not feel comfortable with tackling a project of this scale, here is what I would have charged for a job like this. Please note that this was more than just a single color paint technique. It was actually two colors (the second being a wash).

Cabinet Doors (Remove, Clean, Paint, Reinstall) 26 x $55 $1,430
Drawers (Remove, Clean, Paint, Reinstall) 12 x $40 $480
Pulls (Remove, Clean, Paint, Reinstall) 38 $25.00
Hinges (Remove, Clean, Paint, Reinstall) 52 $25.00
plus Island (same as 4 extra doors) 4 x $55 $220
Total Labor $2,180

Now add the supplies that labor cost and for about $2500 you have a whole new look. That is significantly less than replacing all the cabinets for a kitchen this size which, by the way is 15′ x 15′.

Here is how I come up with the quote. Each cabinet door is $55 and each drawer is $45. Obviously I’m not painting just the door and drawers…I’m also painting the cabinet itself, but this is just an simplified way to figure the cost quickly when doing a quote. Now there are exceptions to this rule when the kitchen has a large island that doesn’t have doors all the way around I just figure what it would be if the doors were there. (it’s simple, no hard math for me)

I just want to say this about painting a kitchen versus painting a piece of furniture…if it doesn’t turn out right, it’s a little harder to change out than a dresser or a table. It is a LOT of work and it is a major room in your house. It can also make or break your house if you are trying to sell it so make sure that you are prepared for the job if you are going to do it yourself.

Another note…there are a variety of techniques that could change the cost of this job, such as painting the inside of the cabinets and the doors, which is a lot more work and more money, but creates a very nice, finished look. You might also want to distress the doors, trim out flat panels or fill in holes for new hardware, etc, etc…which all changes the cost.

Overall it was a fun project and I’m glad it’s finished. Now who needs a kitchen makeover? I gettin’ bored already…I need a new project or I’m gonna start gettin’ into trouble, lol.

Happy Trails…